shanmustafa:

if you’re not busy later i was wondering if you’d like to spend the rest of our lives together

2:36 + ↺

dusk-of-coomacile:

www.burger.com/content/chesseburger/download

10:54 + ↺

#uber eats

reallyreallyreallytrying:

everyone in the angry mob thinks they’re going to be the one to stab the frankenstein with their pitchfork or burn him with their torch. but realistically only a couple get to

10:47 + ↺

nyanoraptor:

we gotta scroll so far for the wikipedia article when we google something now it feels so fucking wrong

3:44 + ↺

charlottan:

he needs more rat bites

12:12 + ↺

ophanic:

enough intimate house parties could cure everything that’s ever been wrong with me

11:50 + ↺

deseos-de-la-via-lactea:

11:17 + ↺

tooies:

“humans are naturally selfish and evil” factoid actually just statistical error. former united states president ronald w. reagan,

11:15 + ↺

librarycard:

you’re like me if i was you

11:14 + ↺

cryptotheism:

Sitting on the arm of the throne combing the kings hair “my liege you should kill that guy for fun”

11:25 + ↺

romcommunist:

i think minimum wage should be 800 dollars an hour plus the drug of your choice

6:33 + ↺

eclogues:

your blog isn’t fully developed until youre 25

1:48 + ↺

reinerist:

1:39 + ↺

#flashing images